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Call me Ishmael. Some years ago--never mind how long
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precisely--having little or no money in my purse, and nothing
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particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a
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little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of
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driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I
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find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp,
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drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily
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pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every
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funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper
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hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me
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from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking
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people's hats off--then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon
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as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a
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philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly
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take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but
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knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish
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very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.
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There now is your insular city of the Manhattoes, belted round by
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wharves as Indian isles by coral reefs--commerce surrounds it with
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her surf. Right and left, the streets take you waterward. Its
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extreme downtown is the battery, where that noble mole is washed by
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waves, and cooled by breezes, which a few hours previous were out of
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sight of land. Look at the crowds of water-gazers there.
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Circumambulate the city of a dreamy Sabbath afternoon. Go from
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Corlears Hook to Coenties Slip, and from thence, by Whitehall,
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northward. What do you see?--Posted like silent sentinels all around
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the town, stand thousands upon thousands of mortal men fixed in ocean
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reveries. Some leaning against the spiles; some seated upon the
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pier-heads; some looking over the bulwarks of ships from China; some
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high aloft in the rigging, as if striving to get a still better
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seaward peep. But these are all landsmen; of week days pent up in
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lath and plaster--tied to counters, nailed to benches, clinched to
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desks. How then is this? Are the green fields gone? What do they
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here?
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But look! here come more crowds, pacing straight for the water, and
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seemingly bound for a dive. Strange! Nothing will content them but
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the extremest limit of the land; loitering under the shady lee of
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yonder warehouses will not suffice. No. They must get just as nigh
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the water as they possibly can without falling in. And there they
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stand--miles of them--leagues. Inlanders all, they come from lanes
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and alleys, streets and avenues--north, east, south, and west. Yet
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here they all unite. Tell me, does the magnetic virtue of the
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needles of the compasses of all those ships attract them thither?
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Once more. Say you are in the country; in some high land of lakes.
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Take almost any path you please, and ten to one it carries you down
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in a dale, and leaves you there by a pool in the stream. There is
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magic in it. Let the most absent-minded of men be plunged in his
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deepest reveries--stand that man on his legs, set his feet a-going,
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and he will infallibly lead you to water, if water there be in all
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that region. Should you ever be athirst in the great American
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desert, try this experiment, if your caravan happen to be supplied
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with a metaphysical professor. Yes, as every one knows, meditation
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and water are wedded for ever.
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But here is an artist. He desires to paint you the dreamiest,
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shadiest, quietest, most enchanting bit of romantic landscape in all
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the valley of the Saco. What is the chief element he employs? There
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stand his trees, each with a hollow trunk, as if a hermit and a
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crucifix were within; and here sleeps his meadow, and there sleep his
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cattle; and up from yonder cottage goes a sleepy smoke. Deep into
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distant woodlands winds a mazy way, reaching to overlapping spurs of
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mountains bathed in their hill-side blue. But though the picture
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lies thus tranced, and though this pine-tree shakes down its sighs
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like leaves upon this shepherd's head, yet all were vain, unless the
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shepherd's eye were fixed upon the magic stream before him. Go visit
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the Prairies in June, when for scores on scores of miles you wade
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knee-deep among Tiger-lilies--what is the one charm
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wanting?--Water--there is not a drop of water there! Were Niagara
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but a cataract of sand, would you travel your thousand miles to see
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it? Why did the poor poet of Tennessee, upon suddenly receiving two
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handfuls of silver, deliberate whether to buy him a coat, which he
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sadly needed, or invest his money in a pedestrian trip to Rockaway
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Beach? Why is almost every robust healthy boy with a robust healthy
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soul in him, at some time or other crazy to go to sea? Why upon your
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first voyage as a passenger, did you yourself feel such a mystical
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vibration, when first told that you and your ship were now out of
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sight of land? Why did the old Persians hold the sea holy? Why did
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the Greeks give it a separate deity, and own brother of Jove? Surely
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all this is not without meaning. And still deeper the meaning of
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that story of Narcissus, who because he could not grasp the
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tormenting, mild image he saw in the fountain, plunged into it and
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was drowned. But that same image, we ourselves see in all rivers and
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oceans. It is the image of the ungraspable phantom of life; and this
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is the key to it all.
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Now, when I say that I am in the habit of going to sea whenever I
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begin to grow hazy about the eyes, and begin to be over conscious of
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my lungs, I do not mean to have it inferred that I ever go to sea as
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a passenger. For to go as a passenger you must needs have a purse,
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and a purse is but a rag unless you have something in it. Besides,
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passengers get sea-sick--grow quarrelsome--don't sleep of nights--do
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not enjoy themselves much, as a general thing;--no, I never go as a
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passenger; nor, though I am something of a salt, do I ever go to sea
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as a Commodore, or a Captain, or a Cook. I abandon the glory and
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distinction of such offices to those who like them. For my part, I
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abominate all honourable respectable toils, trials, and tribulations
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of every kind whatsoever. It is quite as much as I can do to take
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care of myself, without taking care of ships, barques, brigs,
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schooners, and what not. And as for going as cook,--though I confess
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there is considerable glory in that, a cook being a sort of officer
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on ship-board--yet, somehow, I never fancied broiling fowls;--though
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once broiled, judiciously buttered, and judgmatically salted and
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peppered, there is no one who will speak more respectfully, not to
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say reverentially, of a broiled fowl than I will. It is out of the
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idolatrous dotings of the old Egyptians upon broiled ibis and roasted
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river horse, that you see the mummies of those creatures in their
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huge bake-houses the pyramids.
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No, when I go to sea, I go as a simple sailor, right before the mast,
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plumb down into the forecastle, aloft there to the royal mast-head.
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True, they rather order me about some, and make me jump from spar to
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spar, like a grasshopper in a May meadow. And at first, this sort of
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thing is unpleasant enough. It touches one's sense of honour,
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particularly if you come of an old established family in the land,
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the Van Rensselaers, or Randolphs, or Hardicanutes. And more than
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all, if just previous to putting your hand into the tar-pot, you have
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been lording it as a country schoolmaster, making the tallest boys
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stand in awe of you. The transition is a keen one, I assure you,
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from a schoolmaster to a sailor, and requires a strong decoction of
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Seneca and the Stoics to enable you to grin and bear it. But even
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this wears off in time.
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What of it, if some old hunks of a sea-captain orders me to get a
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broom and sweep down the decks? What does that indignity amount to,
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weighed, I mean, in the scales of the New Testament? Do you think
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the archangel Gabriel thinks anything the less of me, because I
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promptly and respectfully obey that old hunks in that particular
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instance? Who ain't a slave? Tell me that. Well, then, however the
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old sea-captains may order me about--however they may thump and punch
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me about, I have the satisfaction of knowing that it is all right;
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that everybody else is one way or other served in much the same
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way--either in a physical or metaphysical point of view, that is; and
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so the universal thump is passed round, and all hands should rub each
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other's shoulder-blades, and be content.
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Again, I always go to sea as a sailor, because they make a point of
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paying me for my trouble, whereas they never pay passengers a single
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penny that I ever heard of. On the contrary, passengers themselves
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must pay. And there is all the difference in the world between
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paying and being paid. The act of paying is perhaps the most
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uncomfortable infliction that the two orchard thieves entailed upon
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us. But BEING PAID,--what will compare with it? The urbane activity
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with which a man receives money is really marvellous, considering
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that we so earnestly believe money to be the root of all earthly
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ills, and that on no account can a monied man enter heaven. Ah! how
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cheerfully we consign ourselves to perdition!
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Finally, I always go to sea as a sailor, because of the wholesome
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exercise and pure air of the fore-castle deck. For as in this world,
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head winds are far more prevalent than winds from astern (that is, if
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you never violate the Pythagorean maxim), so for the most part the
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Commodore on the quarter-deck gets his atmosphere at second hand from
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the sailors on the forecastle. He thinks he breathes it first; but
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not so. In much the same way do the commonalty lead their leaders in
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many other things, at the same time that the leaders little suspect
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it. But wherefore it was that after having repeatedly smelt the sea
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as a merchant sailor, I should now take it into my head to go on a
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whaling voyage; this the invisible police officer of the Fates, who
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has the constant surveillance of me, and secretly dogs me, and
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influences me in some unaccountable way--he can better answer than
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any one else. And, doubtless, my going on this whaling voyage,
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formed part of the grand programme of Providence that was drawn up a
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long time ago. It came in as a sort of brief interlude and solo
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between more extensive performances. I take it that this part of the
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bill must have run something like this:
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"GRAND CONTESTED ELECTION FOR THE PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES.
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"WHALING VOYAGE BY ONE ISHMAEL.
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"BLOODY BATTLE IN AFFGHANISTAN."
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Though I cannot tell why it was exactly that those stage managers,
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the Fates, put me down for this shabby part of a whaling voyage, when
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others were set down for magnificent parts in high tragedies, and
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short and easy parts in genteel comedies, and jolly parts in
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farces--though I cannot tell why this was exactly; yet, now that I
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recall all the circumstances, I think I can see a little into the
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springs and motives which being cunningly presented to me under
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various disguises, induced me to set about performing the part I did,
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besides cajoling me into the delusion that it was a choice resulting
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from my own unbiased freewill and discriminating judgment.
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Chief among these motives was the overwhelming idea of the great
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whale himself. Such a portentous and mysterious monster roused all
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my curiosity. Then the wild and distant seas where he rolled his
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island bulk; the undeliverable, nameless perils of the whale; these,
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with all the attending marvels of a thousand Patagonian sights and
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sounds, helped to sway me to my wish. With other men, perhaps, such
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things would not have been inducements; but as for me, I am tormented
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with an everlasting itch for things remote. I love to sail forbidden
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seas, and land on barbarous coasts. Not ignoring what is good, I am
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quick to perceive a horror, and could still be social with it--would
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they let me--since it is but well to be on friendly terms with all
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the inmates of the place one lodges in.
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By reason of these things, then, the whaling voyage was welcome; the
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great flood-gates of the wonder-world swung open, and in the wild
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conceits that swayed me to my purpose, two and two there floated into
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my inmost soul, endless processions of the whale, and, mid most of
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them all, one grand hooded phantom, like a snow hill in the air.
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I stuffed a shirt or two into my old carpet-bag, tucked it under my
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arm, and started for Cape Horn and the Pacific. Quitting the good
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city of old Manhatto, I duly arrived in New Bedford. It was a
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Saturday night in December. Much was I disappointed upon learning
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that the little packet for Nantucket had already sailed, and that no
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way of reaching that place would offer, till the following Monday.
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As most young candidates for the pains and penalties of whaling stop
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at this same New Bedford, thence to embark on their voyage, it may as
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well be related that I, for one, had no idea of so doing. For my
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mind was made up to sail in no other than a Nantucket craft, because
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there was a fine, boisterous something about everything connected
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with that famous old island, which amazingly pleased me. Besides
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though New Bedford has of late been gradually monopolising the
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business of whaling, and though in this matter poor old Nantucket is
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now much behind her, yet Nantucket was her great original--the Tyre
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of this Carthage;--the place where the first dead American whale was
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stranded. Where else but from Nantucket did those aboriginal
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whalemen, the Red-Men, first sally out in canoes to give chase to the
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Leviathan? And where but from Nantucket, too, did that first
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adventurous little sloop put forth, partly laden with imported
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cobblestones--so goes the story--to throw at the whales, in order to
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discover when they were nigh enough to risk a harpoon from the
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bowsprit?
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Now having a night, a day, and still another night following before
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me in New Bedford, ere I could embark for my destined port, it
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became a matter of concernment where I was to eat and sleep
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meanwhile. It was a very dubious-looking, nay, a very dark and
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dismal night, bitingly cold and cheerless. I knew no one in the
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place. With anxious grapnels I had sounded my pocket, and only
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brought up a few pieces of silver,--So, wherever you go, Ishmael,
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said I to myself, as I stood in the middle of a dreary street
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shouldering my bag, and comparing the gloom towards the north with
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the darkness towards the south--wherever in your wisdom you may
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conclude to lodge for the night, my dear Ishmael, be sure to inquire
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the price, and don't be too particular.
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With halting steps I paced the streets, and passed the sign of "The
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Crossed Harpoons"--but it looked too expensive and jolly there.
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Further on, from the bright red windows of the "Sword-Fish Inn,"
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there came such fervent rays, that it seemed to have melted the
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packed snow and ice from before the house, for everywhere else the
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congealed frost lay ten inches thick in a hard, asphaltic
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pavement,--rather weary for me, when I struck my foot against the
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flinty projections, because from hard, remorseless service the soles
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of my boots were in a most miserable plight. Too expensive and
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jolly, again thought I, pausing one moment to watch the broad glare
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in the street, and hear the sounds of the tinkling glasses within.
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But go on, Ishmael, said I at last; don't you hear? get away from
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before the door; your patched boots are stopping the way. So on I
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went. I now by instinct followed the streets that took me waterward,
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for there, doubtless, were the cheapest, if not the cheeriest inns.
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Such dreary streets! blocks of blackness, not houses, on either
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hand, and here and there a candle, like a candle moving about in a
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tomb. At this hour of the night, of the last day of the week, that
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quarter of the town proved all but deserted. But presently I came to
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a smoky light proceeding from a low, wide building, the door of which
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stood invitingly open. It had a careless look, as if it were meant
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for the uses of the public; so, entering, the first thing I did was
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to stumble over an ash-box in the porch. Ha! thought I, ha, as the
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flying particles almost choked me, are these ashes from that
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destroyed city, Gomorrah? But "The Crossed Harpoons," and "The
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Sword-Fish?"--this, then must needs be the sign of "The Trap."
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However, I picked myself up and hearing a loud voice within, pushed
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on and opened a second, interior door.
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It seemed the great Black Parliament sitting in Tophet. A hundred
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black faces turned round in their rows to peer; and beyond, a black
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Angel of Doom was beating a book in a pulpit. It was a negro church;
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and the preacher's text was about the blackness of darkness, and the
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weeping and wailing and teeth-gnashing there. Ha, Ishmael, muttered
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I, backing out, Wretched entertainment at the sign of 'The Trap!'
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Moving on, I at last came to a dim sort of light not far from the
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docks, and heard a forlorn creaking in the air; and looking up, saw a
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swinging sign over the door with a white painting upon it, faintly
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representing a tall straight jet of misty spray, and these words
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underneath--"The Spouter Inn:--Peter Coffin."
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Coffin?--Spouter?--Rather ominous in that particular connexion,
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thought I. But it is a common name in Nantucket, they say, and I
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suppose this Peter here is an emigrant from there. As the light
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looked so dim, and the place, for the time, looked quiet enough, and
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the dilapidated little wooden house itself looked as if it might have
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been carted here from the ruins of some burnt district, and as the
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swinging sign had a poverty-stricken sort of creak to it, I thought
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that here was the very spot for cheap lodgings, and the best of pea
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coffee.
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It was a queer sort of place--a gable-ended old house, one side
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palsied as it were, and leaning over sadly. It stood on a sharp
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bleak corner, where that tempestuous wind Euroclydon kept up a worse
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howling than ever it did about poor Paul's tossed craft. Euroclydon,
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nevertheless, is a mighty pleasant zephyr to any one in-doors, with
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his feet on the hob quietly toasting for bed. "In judging of that
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tempestuous wind called Euroclydon," says an old writer--of whose
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works I possess the only copy extant--"it maketh a marvellous
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difference, whether thou lookest out at it from a glass window where
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the frost is all on the outside, or whether thou observest it from
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that sashless window, where the frost is on both sides, and of which
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the wight Death is the only glazier." True enough, thought I, as
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this passage occurred to my mind--old black-letter, thou reasonest
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well. Yes, these eyes are windows, and this body of mine is the
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house. What a pity they didn't stop up the chinks and the crannies
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though, and thrust in a little lint here and there. But it's too
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late to make any improvements now. The universe is finished; the
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copestone is on, and the chips were carted off a million years ago.
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Poor Lazarus there, chattering his teeth against the curbstone for
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his pillow, and shaking off his tatters with his shiverings, he might
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plug up both ears with rags, and put a corn-cob into his mouth, and
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yet that would not keep out the tempestuous Euroclydon. Euroclydon!
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says old Dives, in his red silken wrapper--(he had a redder one
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afterwards) pooh, pooh! What a fine frosty night; how Orion
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glitters; what northern lights! Let them talk of their oriental
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summer climes of everlasting conservatories; give me the privilege of
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making my own summer with my own coals.
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But what thinks Lazarus? Can he warm his blue hands by holding them
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up to the grand northern lights? Would not Lazarus rather be in
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Sumatra than here? Would he not far rather lay him down lengthwise
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along the line of the equator; yea, ye gods! go down to the fiery pit
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itself, in order to keep out this frost?
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Now, that Lazarus should lie stranded there on the curbstone before
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the door of Dives, this is more wonderful than that an iceberg should
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be moored to one of the Moluccas. Yet Dives himself, he too lives
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like a Czar in an ice palace made of frozen sighs, and being a
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president of a temperance society, he only drinks the tepid tears of
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orphans.
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But no more of this blubbering now, we are going a-whaling, and there
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is plenty of that yet to come. Let us scrape the ice from our
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frosted feet, and see what sort of a place this "Spouter" may be.
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Entering that gable-ended Spouter-Inn, you found yourself in a wide,
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low, straggling entry with old-fashioned wainscots, reminding one of
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the bulwarks of some condemned old craft. On one side hung a very
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large oilpainting so thoroughly besmoked, and every way defaced,
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that in the unequal crosslights by which you viewed it, it was only
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by diligent study and a series of systematic visits to it, and
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careful inquiry of the neighbors, that you could any way arrive at an
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understanding of its purpose. Such unaccountable masses of shades
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and shadows, that at first you almost thought some ambitious young
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artist, in the time of the New England hags, had endeavored to
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delineate chaos bewitched. But by dint of much and earnest
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contemplation, and oft repeated ponderings, and especially by
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throwing open the little window towards the back of the entry, you at
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last come to the conclusion that such an idea, however wild, might
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not be altogether unwarranted.
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But what most puzzled and confounded you was a long, limber,
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portentous, black mass of something hovering in the centre of the
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picture over three blue, dim, perpendicular lines floating in a
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nameless yeast. A boggy, soggy, squitchy picture truly, enough to
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drive a nervous man distracted. Yet was there a sort of indefinite,
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half-attained, unimaginable sublimity about it that fairly froze you
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to it, till you involuntarily took an oath with yourself to find out
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what that marvellous painting meant. Ever and anon a bright, but,
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alas, deceptive idea would dart you through.--It's the Black Sea in a
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midnight gale.--It's the unnatural combat of the four primal
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elements.--It's a blasted heath.--It's a Hyperborean winter
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scene.--It's the breaking-up of the icebound stream of Time. But at
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last all these fancies yielded to that one portentous something in
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the picture's midst. THAT once found out, and all the rest were
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plain. But stop; does it not bear a faint resemblance to a gigantic
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fish? even the great leviathan himself?
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In fact, the artist's design seemed this: a final theory of my own,
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partly based upon the aggregated opinions of many aged persons with
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whom I conversed upon the subject. The picture represents a
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Cape-Horner in a great hurricane; the half-foundered ship weltering
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there with its three dismantled masts alone visible; and an
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exasperated whale, purposing to spring clean over the craft, is in
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the enormous act of impaling himself upon the three mast-heads.
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The opposite wall of this entry was hung all over with a heathenish
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array of monstrous clubs and spears. Some were thickly set with
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glittering teeth resembling ivory saws; others were tufted with knots
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of human hair; and one was sickle-shaped, with a vast handle sweeping
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round like the segment made in the new-mown grass by a long-armed
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mower. You shuddered as you gazed, and wondered what monstrous
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cannibal and savage could ever have gone a death-harvesting with such
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a hacking, horrifying implement. Mixed with these were rusty old
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whaling lances and harpoons all broken and deformed. Some were
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storied weapons. With this once long lance, now wildly elbowed,
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fifty years ago did Nathan Swain kill fifteen whales between a
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sunrise and a sunset. And that harpoon--so like a corkscrew now--was
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flung in Javan seas, and run away with by a whale, years afterwards
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slain off the Cape of Blanco. The original iron entered nigh the
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tail, and, like a restless needle sojourning in the body of a man,
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travelled full forty feet, and at last was found imbedded in the
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hump.
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Crossing this dusky entry, and on through yon low-arched way--cut
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through what in old times must have been a great central chimney with
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fireplaces all round--you enter the public room. A still duskier
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place is this, with such low ponderous beams above, and such old
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wrinkled planks beneath, that you would almost fancy you trod some
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old craft's cockpits, especially of such a howling night, when this
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corner-anchored old ark rocked so furiously. On one side stood a
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long, low, shelf-like table covered with cracked glass cases, filled
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with dusty rarities gathered from this wide world's remotest nooks.
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Projecting from the further angle of the room stands a dark-looking
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den--the bar--a rude attempt at a right whale's head. Be that how it
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may, there stands the vast arched bone of the whale's jaw, so wide, a
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coach might almost drive beneath it. Within are shabby shelves,
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ranged round with old decanters, bottles, flasks; and in those jaws
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of swift destruction, like another cursed Jonah (by which name indeed
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they called him), bustles a little withered old man, who, for their
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money, dearly sells the sailors deliriums and death.
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Abominable are the tumblers into which he pours his poison. Though
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true cylinders without--within, the villanous green goggling glasses
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deceitfully tapered downwards to a cheating bottom. Parallel
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meridians rudely pecked into the glass, surround these footpads'
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goblets. Fill to THIS mark, and your charge is but a penny; to THIS
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|
a penny more; and so on to the full glass--the Cape Horn measure,
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|
which you may gulp down for a shilling.
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|
Upon entering the place I found a number of young seamen gathered
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about a table, examining by a dim light divers specimens of
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SKRIMSHANDER. I sought the landlord, and telling him I desired to be
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accommodated with a room, received for answer that his house was
|
|
full--not a bed unoccupied. "But avast," he added, tapping his
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|
forehead, "you haint no objections to sharing a harpooneer's blanket,
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|
have ye? I s'pose you are goin' a-whalin', so you'd better get used
|
|
to that sort of thing."
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I told him that I never liked to sleep two in a bed; that if I should
|
|
ever do so, it would depend upon who the harpooneer might be, and
|
|
that if he (the landlord) really had no other place for me, and the
|
|
harpooneer was not decidedly objectionable, why rather than wander
|
|
further about a strange town on so bitter a night, I would put up
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with the half of any decent man's blanket.
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"I thought so. All right; take a seat. Supper?--you want supper?
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|
Supper'll be ready directly."
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I sat down on an old wooden settle, carved all over like a bench on
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|
the Battery. At one end a ruminating tar was still further adorning
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|
it with his jack-knife, stooping over and diligently working away at
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|
the space between his legs. He was trying his hand at a ship under
|
|
full sail, but he didn't make much headway, I thought.
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|
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|
At last some four or five of us were summoned to our meal in an
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|
adjoining room. It was cold as Iceland--no fire at all--the landlord
|
|
said he couldn't afford it. Nothing but two dismal tallow candles,
|
|
each in a winding sheet. We were fain to button up our monkey
|
|
jackets, and hold to our lips cups of scalding tea with our half
|
|
frozen fingers. But the fare was of the most substantial kind--not
|
|
only meat and potatoes, but dumplings; good heavens! dumplings for
|
|
supper! One young fellow in a green box coat, addressed himself to
|
|
these dumplings in a most direful manner.
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|
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"My boy," said the landlord, "you'll have the nightmare to a dead
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|
sartainty."
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|
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"Landlord," I whispered, "that aint the harpooneer is it?"
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"Oh, no," said he, looking a sort of diabolically funny, "the
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harpooneer is a dark complexioned chap. He never eats dumplings, he
|
|
don't--he eats nothing but steaks, and he likes 'em rare."
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"The devil he does," says I. "Where is that harpooneer? Is he
|
|
here?"
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"He'll be here afore long," was the answer.
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|
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|
I could not help it, but I began to feel suspicious of this "dark
|
|
complexioned" harpooneer. At any rate, I made up my mind that if it
|
|
so turned out that we should sleep together, he must undress and get
|
|
into bed before I did.
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|
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|
Supper over, the company went back to the bar-room, when, knowing not
|
|
what else to do with myself, I resolved to spend the rest of the
|
|
evening as a looker on.
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|
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|
Presently a rioting noise was heard without. Starting up, the
|
|
landlord cried, "That's the Grampus's crew. I seed her reported in
|
|
the offing this morning; a three years' voyage, and a full ship.
|
|
Hurrah, boys; now we'll have the latest news from the Feegees."
|
|
|
|
A tramping of sea boots was heard in the entry; the door was flung
|
|
open, and in rolled a wild set of mariners enough. Enveloped in
|
|
their shaggy watch coats, and with their heads muffled in woollen
|
|
comforters, all bedarned and ragged, and their beards stiff with
|
|
icicles, they seemed an eruption of bears from Labrador. They had
|
|
just landed from their boat, and this was the first house they
|
|
entered. No wonder, then, that they made a straight wake for the
|
|
whale's mouth--the bar--when the wrinkled little old Jonah, there
|
|
officiating, soon poured them out brimmers all round. One complained
|
|
of a bad cold in his head, upon which Jonah mixed him a pitch-like
|
|
potion of gin and molasses, which he swore was a sovereign cure for
|
|
all colds and catarrhs whatsoever, never mind of how long standing,
|
|
or whether caught off the coast of Labrador, or on the weather side
|
|
of an ice-island.
|
|
|
|
The liquor soon mounted into their heads, as it generally does even
|
|
with the arrantest topers newly landed from sea, and they began
|
|
capering about most obstreperously.
|
|
|
|
I observed, however, that one of them held somewhat aloof, and though
|
|
he seemed desirous not to spoil the hilarity of his shipmates by his
|
|
own sober face, yet upon the whole he refrained from making as much
|
|
noise as the rest. This man interested me at once; and since the
|
|
sea-gods had ordained that he should soon become my shipmate (though
|
|
but a sleeping-partner one, so far as this narrative is concerned),
|
|
I will here venture upon a little description of him. He stood full
|
|
six feet in height, with noble shoulders, and a chest like a
|
|
coffer-dam. I have seldom seen such brawn in a man. His face was
|
|
deeply brown and burnt, making his white teeth dazzling by the
|
|
contrast; while in the deep shadows of his eyes floated some
|
|
reminiscences that did not seem to give him much joy. His voice at
|
|
once announced that he was a Southerner, and from his fine stature, I
|
|
thought he must be one of those tall mountaineers from the
|
|
Alleghanian Ridge in Virginia. When the revelry of his companions
|
|
had mounted to its height, this man slipped away unobserved, and I
|
|
saw no more of him till he became my comrade on the sea. In a few
|
|
minutes, however, he was missed by his shipmates, and being, it
|
|
seems, for some reason a huge favourite with them, they raised a cry
|
|
of "Bulkington! Bulkington! where's Bulkington?" and darted out of
|
|
the house in pursuit of him.
|
|
|
|
It was now about nine o'clock, and the room seeming almost
|
|
supernaturally quiet after these orgies, I began to congratulate
|
|
myself upon a little plan that had occurred to me just previous to
|
|
the entrance of the seamen.
|
|
|
|
No man prefers to sleep two in a bed. In fact, you would a good deal
|
|
rather not sleep with your own brother. I don't know how it is, but
|
|
people like to be private when they are sleeping. And when it comes
|
|
to sleeping with an unknown stranger, in a strange inn, in a strange
|
|
town, and that stranger a harpooneer, then your objections
|
|
indefinitely multiply. Nor was there any earthly reason why I as a
|
|
sailor should sleep two in a bed, more than anybody else; for sailors
|
|
no more sleep two in a bed at sea, than bachelor Kings do ashore. To
|
|
be sure they all sleep together in one apartment, but you have your
|
|
own hammock, and cover yourself with your own blanket, and sleep in
|
|
your own skin.
|
|
|
|
The more I pondered over this harpooneer, the more I abominated the
|
|
thought of sleeping with him. It was fair to presume that being a
|
|
harpooneer, his linen or woollen, as the case might be, would not be
|
|
of the tidiest, certainly none of the finest. I began to twitch all
|
|
over. Besides, it was getting late, and my decent harpooneer ought
|
|
to be home and going bedwards. Suppose now, he should tumble in upon
|
|
me at midnight--how could I tell from what vile hole he had been
|
|
coming?
|
|
|
|
"Landlord! I've changed my mind about that harpooneer.--I shan't
|
|
sleep with him. I'll try the bench here."
|
|
|
|
"Just as you please; I'm sorry I cant spare ye a tablecloth for a
|
|
mattress, and it's a plaguy rough board here"--feeling of the knots
|
|
and notches. "But wait a bit, Skrimshander; I've got a carpenter's
|
|
plane there in the bar--wait, I say, and I'll make ye snug enough."
|
|
So saying he procured the plane; and with his old silk handkerchief
|
|
first dusting the bench, vigorously set to planing away at my bed,
|
|
the while grinning like an ape. The shavings flew right and left;
|
|
till at last the plane-iron came bump against an indestructible knot.
|
|
The landlord was near spraining his wrist, and I told him for
|
|
heaven's sake to quit--the bed was soft enough to suit me, and I did
|
|
not know how all the planing in the world could make eider down of a
|
|
pine plank. So gathering up the shavings with another grin, and
|
|
throwing them into the great stove in the middle of the room, he went
|
|
about his business, and left me in a brown study.
|
|
|
|
I now took the measure of the bench, and found that it was a foot too
|
|
short; but that could be mended with a chair. But it was a foot too
|
|
narrow, and the other bench in the room was about four inches higher
|
|
than the planed one--so there was no yoking them. I then placed the
|
|
first bench lengthwise along the only clear space against the wall,
|
|
leaving a little interval between, for my back to settle down in.
|
|
But I soon found that there came such a draught of cold air over me
|
|
from under the sill of the window, that this plan would never do at
|
|
all, especially as another current from the rickety door met the one
|
|
from the window, and both together formed a series of small
|
|
whirlwinds in the immediate vicinity of the spot where I had thought
|
|
to spend the night.
|
|
|
|
The devil fetch that harpooneer, thought I, but stop, couldn't I
|
|
steal a march on him--bolt his door inside, and jump into his bed,
|
|
not to be wakened by the most violent knockings? It seemed no bad
|
|
idea; but upon second thoughts I dismissed it. For who could tell
|
|
but what the next morning, so soon as I popped out of the room, the
|
|
harpooneer might be standing in the entry, all ready to knock me
|
|
down!
|
|
|
|
Still, looking round me again, and seeing no possible chance of
|
|
spending a sufferable night unless in some other person's bed, I
|
|
began to think that after all I might be cherishing unwarrantable
|
|
prejudices against this unknown harpooneer. Thinks I, I'll wait
|
|
awhile; he must be dropping in before long. I'll have a good look at
|
|
him then, and perhaps we may become jolly good bedfellows after
|
|
all--there's no telling.
|
|
|
|
But though the other boarders kept coming in by ones, twos, and
|
|
threes, and going to bed, yet no sign of my harpooneer.
|
|
|
|
"Landlord! said I, "what sort of a chap is he--does he always keep
|
|
such late hours?" It was now hard upon twelve o'clock.
|
|
|
|
The landlord chuckled again with his lean chuckle, and seemed to be
|
|
mightily tickled at something beyond my comprehension. "No," he
|
|
answered, "generally he's an early bird--airley to bed and airley to
|
|
rise--yes, he's the bird what catches the worm. But to-night he
|
|
went out a peddling, you see, and I don't see what on airth keeps him
|
|
so late, unless, may be, he can't sell his head."
|
|
|
|
"Can't sell his head?--What sort of a bamboozingly story is this you
|
|
are telling me?" getting into a towering rage. "Do you pretend to
|
|
say, landlord, that this harpooneer is actually engaged this blessed
|
|
Saturday night, or rather Sunday morning, in peddling his head around
|
|
this town?"
|
|
|
|
"That's precisely it," said the landlord, "and I told him he couldn't
|
|
sell it here, the market's overstocked."
|
|
|
|
"With what?" shouted I.
|
|
|
|
"With heads to be sure; ain't there too many heads in the world?"
|
|
|
|
"I tell you what it is, landlord," said I quite calmly, "you'd better
|
|
stop spinning that yarn to me--I'm not green."
|
|
|
|
"May be not," taking out a stick and whittling a toothpick, "but I
|
|
rayther guess you'll be done BROWN if that ere harpooneer hears you a
|
|
slanderin' his head."
|
|
|
|
"I'll break it for him," said I, now flying into a passion again at
|
|
this unaccountable farrago of the landlord's.
|
|
|
|
"It's broke a'ready," said he.
|
|
|
|
"Broke," said I--"BROKE, do you mean?"
|
|
|
|
"Sartain, and that's the very reason he can't sell it, I guess."
|
|
|
|
"Landlord," said I, going up to him as cool as Mt. Hecla in a
|
|
snow-storm--"landlord, stop whittling. You and I must understand one
|
|
another, and that too without delay. I come to your house and want a
|
|
bed; you tell me you can only give me half a one; that the other half
|
|
belongs to a certain harpooneer. And about this harpooneer, whom I
|
|
have not yet seen, you persist in telling me the most mystifying and
|
|
exasperating stories tending to beget in me an uncomfortable feeling
|
|
towards the man whom you design for my bedfellow--a sort of
|
|
connexion, landlord, which is an intimate and confidential one in the
|
|
highest degree. I now demand of you to speak out and tell me who and
|
|
what this harpooneer is, and whether I shall be in all respects safe
|
|
to spend the night with him. And in the first place, you will be so
|
|
good as to unsay that story about selling his head, which if true I
|
|
take to be good evidence that this harpooneer is stark mad, and I've
|
|
no idea of sleeping with a madman; and you, sir, YOU I mean,
|
|
landlord, YOU, sir, by trying to induce me to do so knowingly, would
|
|
thereby render yourself liable to a criminal prosecution."
|
|
|
|
"Wall," said the landlord, fetching a long breath, "that's a purty
|
|
long sarmon for a chap that rips a little now and then. But be easy,
|
|
be easy, this here harpooneer I have been tellin' you of has just
|
|
arrived from the south seas, where he bought up a lot of 'balmed New
|
|
Zealand heads (great curios, you know), and he's sold all on 'em but
|
|
one, and that one he's trying to sell to-night, cause to-morrow's
|
|
Sunday, and it would not do to be sellin' human heads about the
|
|
streets when folks is goin' to churches. He wanted to, last Sunday,
|
|
but I stopped him just as he was goin' out of the door with four
|
|
heads strung on a string, for all the airth like a string of inions."
|
|
|
|
This account cleared up the otherwise unaccountable mystery, and
|
|
showed that the landlord, after all, had had no idea of fooling
|
|
me--but at the same time what could I think of a harpooneer who
|
|
stayed out of a Saturday night clean into the holy Sabbath, engaged
|
|
in such a cannibal business as selling the heads of dead idolators?
|
|
|
|
"Depend upon it, landlord, that harpooneer is a dangerous man."
|
|
|
|
"He pays reg'lar," was the rejoinder. "But come, it's getting
|
|
dreadful late, you had better be turning flukes--it's a nice bed;
|
|
Sal and me slept in that ere bed the night we were spliced. There's
|
|
plenty of room for two to kick about in that bed; it's an almighty
|
|
big bed that. Why, afore we give it up, Sal used to put our Sam and
|
|
little Johnny in the foot of it. But I got a dreaming and sprawling
|
|
about one night, and somehow, Sam got pitched on the floor, and came
|
|
near breaking his arm. Arter that, Sal said it wouldn't do. Come
|
|
along here, I'll give ye a glim in a jiffy;" and so saying he lighted
|
|
a candle and held it towards me, offering to lead the way. But I
|
|
stood irresolute; when looking at a clock in the corner, he exclaimed
|
|
"I vum it's Sunday--you won't see that harpooneer to-night; he's come
|
|
to anchor somewhere--come along then; DO come; WON'T ye come?"
|
|
|
|
I considered the matter a moment, and then up stairs we went, and I
|
|
was ushered into a small room, cold as a clam, and furnished, sure
|
|
enough, with a prodigious bed, almost big enough indeed for any four
|
|
harpooneers to sleep abreast.
|
|
|
|
"There," said the landlord, placing the candle on a crazy old sea
|
|
chest that did double duty as a wash-stand and centre table; "there,
|
|
make yourself comfortable now, and good night to ye." I turned
|
|
round from eyeing the bed, but he had disappeared.
|
|
|
|
Folding back the counterpane, I stooped over the bed. Though none of
|
|
the most elegant, it yet stood the scrutiny tolerably well. I then
|
|
glanced round the room; and besides the bedstead and centre table,
|
|
could see no other furniture belonging to the place, but a rude
|
|
shelf, the four walls, and a papered fireboard representing a man
|
|
striking a whale. Of things not properly belonging to the room,
|
|
there was a hammock lashed up, and thrown upon the floor in one
|
|
corner; also a large seaman's bag, containing the harpooneer's
|
|
wardrobe, no doubt in lieu of a land trunk. Likewise, there was a
|
|
parcel of outlandish bone fish hooks on the shelf over the
|
|
fire-place, and a tall harpoon standing at the head of the bed.
|
|
|
|
But what is this on the chest? I took it up, and held it close to
|
|
the light, and felt it, and smelt it, and tried every way possible to
|
|
arrive at some satisfactory conclusion concerning it. I can compare
|
|
it to nothing but a large door mat, ornamented at the edges with
|
|
little tinkling tags something like the stained porcupine quills
|
|
round an Indian moccasin. There was a hole or slit in the middle of
|
|
this mat, as you see the same in South American ponchos. But could
|
|
it be possible that any sober harpooneer would get into a door mat,
|
|
and parade the streets of any Christian town in that sort of guise?
|
|
I put it on, to try it, and it weighed me down like a hamper, being
|
|
uncommonly shaggy and thick, and I thought a little damp, as though
|
|
this mysterious harpooneer had been wearing it of a rainy day. I
|
|
went up in it to a bit of glass stuck against the wall, and I never
|
|
saw such a sight in my life. I tore myself out of it in such a hurry
|
|
that I gave myself a kink in the neck.
|
|
|
|
I sat down on the side of the bed, and commenced thinking about this
|
|
head-peddling harpooneer, and his door mat. After thinking some time
|
|
on the bed-side, I got up and took off my monkey jacket, and then
|
|
stood in the middle of the room thinking. I then took off my coat,
|
|
and thought a little more in my shirt sleeves. But beginning to feel
|
|
very cold now, half undressed as I was, and remembering what the
|
|
landlord said about the harpooneer's not coming home at all that
|
|
night, it being so very late, I made no more ado, but jumped out of
|
|
my pantaloons and boots, and then blowing out the light tumbled into
|
|
bed, and commended myself to the care of heaven.
|
|
|
|
Whether that mattress was stuffed with corn-cobs or broken crockery,
|
|
there is no telling, but I rolled about a good deal, and could not
|
|
sleep for a long time. At last I slid off into a light doze, and had
|
|
pretty nearly made a good offing towards the land of Nod, when I
|
|
heard a heavy footfall in the passage, and saw a glimmer of light
|
|
come into the room from under the door.
|
|
|
|
Lord save me, thinks I, that must be the harpooneer, the infernal
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head-peddler. But I lay perfectly still, and resolved not to say a
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word till spoken to. Holding a light in one hand, and that identical
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New Zealand head in the other, the stranger entered the room, and
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without looking towards the bed, placed his candle a good way off
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from me on the floor in one corner, and then began working away at
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the knotted cords of the large bag I before spoke of as being in the
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room. I was all eagerness to see his face, but he kept it averted
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for some time while employed in unlacing the bag's mouth. This
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accomplished, however, he turned round--when, good heavens! what a
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sight! Such a face! It was of a dark, purplish, yellow colour, here
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and there stuck over with large blackish looking squares. Yes, it's
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just as I thought, he's a terrible bedfellow; he's been in a fight,
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got dreadfully cut, and here he is, just from the surgeon. But at
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that moment he chanced to turn his face so towards the light, that I
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plainly saw they could not be sticking-plasters at all, those black
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squares on his cheeks. They were stains of some sort or other. At
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first I knew not what to make of this; but soon an inkling of the
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truth occurred to me. I remembered a story of a white man--a
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whaleman too--who, falling among the cannibals, had been tattooed by
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them. I concluded that this harpooneer, in the course of his distant
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voyages, must have met with a similar adventure. And what is it,
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thought I, after all! It's only his outside; a man can be honest in
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any sort of skin. But then, what to make of his unearthly
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complexion, that part of it, I mean, lying round about, and
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completely independent of the squares of tattooing. To be sure, it
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might be nothing but a good coat of tropical tanning; but I never
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heard of a hot sun's tanning a white man into a purplish yellow one.
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However, I had never been in the South Seas; and perhaps the sun
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there produced these extraordinary effects upon the skin. Now, while
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all these ideas were passing through me like lightning, this
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harpooneer never noticed me at all. But, after some difficulty
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having opened his bag, he commenced fumbling in it, and presently
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pulled out a sort of tomahawk, and a seal-skin wallet with the hair
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on. Placing these on the old chest in the middle of the room, he
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then took the New Zealand head--a ghastly thing enough--and crammed
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it down into the bag. He now took off his hat--a new beaver
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hat--when I came nigh singing out with fresh surprise. There was no
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hair on his head--none to speak of at least--nothing but a small
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scalp-knot twisted up on his forehead. His bald purplish head now
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looked for all the world like a mildewed skull. Had not the stranger
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stood between me and the door, I would have bolted out of it quicker
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than ever I bolted a dinner.
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Even as it was, I thought something of slipping out of the window,
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but it was the second floor back. I am no coward, but what to make
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of this head-peddling purple rascal altogether passed my
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comprehension. Ignorance is the parent of fear, and being completely
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nonplussed and confounded about the stranger, I confess I was now as
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much afraid of him as if it was the devil himself who had thus broken
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into my room at the dead of night. In fact, I was so afraid of him
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that I was not game enough just then to address him, and demand a
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satisfactory answer concerning what seemed inexplicable in him.
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Meanwhile, he continued the business of undressing, and at last
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showed his chest and arms. As I live, these covered parts of him
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were checkered with the same squares as his face; his back, too, was
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all over the same dark squares; he seemed to have been in a Thirty
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Years' War, and just escaped from it with a sticking-plaster shirt.
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Still more, his very legs were marked, as if a parcel of dark green
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frogs were running up the trunks of young palms. It was now quite
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plain that he must be some abominable savage or other shipped aboard
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of a whaleman in the South Seas, and so landed in this Christian
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country. I quaked to think of it. A peddler of heads too--perhaps
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the heads of his own brothers. He might take a fancy to
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mine--heavens! look at that tomahawk!
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But there was no time for shuddering, for now the savage went about
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something that completely fascinated my attention, and convinced me
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that he must indeed be a heathen. Going to his heavy grego, or
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wrapall, or dreadnaught, which he had previously hung on a chair, he
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fumbled in the pockets, and produced at length a curious little
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deformed image with a hunch on its back, and exactly the colour of a
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three days' old Congo baby. Remembering the embalmed head, at first
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I almost thought that this black manikin was a real baby preserved
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|
in some similar manner. But seeing that it was not at all limber,
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and that it glistened a good deal like polished ebony, I concluded
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that it must be nothing but a wooden idol, which indeed it proved to
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be. For now the savage goes up to the empty fire-place, and removing
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the papered fire-board, sets up this little hunch-backed image, like
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a tenpin, between the andirons. The chimney jambs and all the bricks
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inside were very sooty, so that I thought this fire-place made a very
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appropriate little shrine or chapel for his Congo idol.
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I now screwed my eyes hard towards the half hidden image, feeling but
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ill at ease meantime--to see what was next to follow. First he takes
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about a double handful of shavings out of his grego pocket, and
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places them carefully before the idol; then laying a bit of ship
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biscuit on top and applying the flame from the lamp, he kindled the
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shavings into a sacrificial blaze. Presently, after many hasty
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snatches into the fire, and still hastier withdrawals of his fingers
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(whereby he seemed to be scorching them badly), he at last succeeded
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in drawing out the biscuit; then blowing off the heat and ashes a
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|
little, he made a polite offer of it to the little negro. But the
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little devil did not seem to fancy such dry sort of fare at all; he
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|
never moved his lips. All these strange antics were accompanied by
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still stranger guttural noises from the devotee, who seemed to be
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|
praying in a sing-song or else singing some pagan psalmody or other,
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|
during which his face twitched about in the most unnatural manner.
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|
At last extinguishing the fire, he took the idol up very
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|
unceremoniously, and bagged it again in his grego pocket as
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|
carelessly as if he were a sportsman bagging a dead woodcock.
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All these queer proceedings increased my uncomfortableness, and
|
|
seeing him now exhibiting strong symptoms of concluding his business
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|
operations, and jumping into bed with me, I thought it was high time,
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now or never, before the light was put out, to break the spell in
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|
which I had so long been bound.
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But the interval I spent in deliberating what to say, was a fatal
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|
one. Taking up his tomahawk from the table, he examined the head of
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it for an instant, and then holding it to the light, with his mouth
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|
at the handle, he puffed out great clouds of tobacco smoke. The next
|
|
moment the light was extinguished, and this wild cannibal, tomahawk
|
|
between his teeth, sprang into bed with me. I sang out, I could not
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|
help it now; and giving a sudden grunt of astonishment he began
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|
feeling me.
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Stammering out something, I knew not what, I rolled away from him
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|
against the wall, and then conjured him, whoever or whatever he might
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|
be, to keep quiet, and let me get up and light the lamp again. But
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|
his guttural responses satisfied me at once that he but ill
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|
comprehended my meaning.
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"Who-e debel you?"--he at last said--"you no speak-e, dam-me, I
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|
kill-e." And so saying the lighted tomahawk began flourishing about
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|
me in the dark.
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"Landlord, for God's sake, Peter Coffin!" shouted I. "Landlord!
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|
Watch! Coffin! Angels! save me!"
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"Speak-e! tell-ee me who-ee be, or dam-me, I kill-e!" again growled
|
|
the cannibal, while his horrid flourishings of the tomahawk scattered
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the hot tobacco ashes about me till I thought my linen would get on
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|
fire. But thank heaven, at that moment the landlord came into the
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|
room light in hand, and leaping from the bed I ran up to him.
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"Don't be afraid now," said he, grinning again, "Queequeg here
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|
wouldn't harm a hair of your head."
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|
"Stop your grinning," shouted I, "and why didn't you tell me that
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|
that infernal harpooneer was a cannibal?"
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|
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|
"I thought ye know'd it;--didn't I tell ye, he was a peddlin' heads
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|
around town?--but turn flukes again and go to sleep. Queequeg, look
|
|
here--you sabbee me, I sabbee--you this man sleepe you--you sabbee?"
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|
"Me sabbee plenty"--grunted Queequeg, puffing away at his pipe and
|
|
sitting up in bed.
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|
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|
"You gettee in," he added, motioning to me with his tomahawk, and
|
|
throwing the clothes to one side. He really did this in not only a
|
|
civil but a really kind and charitable way. I stood looking at him a
|
|
moment. For all his tattooings he was on the whole a clean, comely
|
|
looking cannibal. What's all this fuss I have been making about,
|
|
thought I to myself--the man's a human being just as I am: he has
|
|
just as much reason to fear me, as I have to be afraid of him.
|
|
Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
|
|
|
|
"Landlord," said I, "tell him to stash his tomahawk there, or pipe,
|
|
or whatever you call it; tell him to stop smoking, in short, and I
|
|
will turn in with him. But I don't fancy having a man smoking in bed
|
|
with me. It's dangerous. Besides, I ain't insured."
|
|
|
|
This being told to Queequeg, he at once complied, and again politely
|
|
motioned me to get into bed--rolling over to one side as much as to
|
|
say--I won't touch a leg of ye."
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|
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|
"Good night, landlord," said I, "you may go."
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|
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|
I turned in, and never slept better in my life.
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|
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|
Upon waking next morning about daylight, I found Queequeg's arm
|
|
thrown over me in the most loving and affectionate manner. You had
|
|
almost thought I had been his wife. The counterpane was of
|
|
patchwork, full of odd little parti-coloured squares and triangles;
|
|
and this arm of his tattooed all over with an interminable Cretan
|
|
labyrinth of a figure, no two parts of which were of one precise
|
|
shade--owing I suppose to his keeping his arm at sea unmethodically
|
|
in sun and shade, his shirt sleeves irregularly rolled up at various
|
|
times--this same arm of his, I say, looked for all the world like a
|
|
strip of that same patchwork quilt. Indeed, partly lying on it as
|
|
the arm did when I first awoke, I could hardly tell it from the
|
|
quilt, they so blended their hues together; and it was only by the
|
|
sense of weight and pressure that I could tell that Queequeg was
|
|
hugging me.
|
|
|
|
My sensations were strange. Let me try to explain them. When I was
|
|
a child, I well remember a somewhat similar circumstance that befell
|
|
me; whether it was a reality or a dream, I never could entirely
|
|
settle. The circumstance was this. I had been cutting up some caper
|
|
or other--I think it was trying to crawl up the chimney, as I had
|
|
seen a little sweep do a few days previous; and my stepmother who,
|
|
somehow or other, was all the time whipping me, or sending me to bed
|
|
supperless,--my mother dragged me by the legs out of the chimney and
|
|
packed me off to bed, though it was only two o'clock in the afternoon
|
|
of the 21st June, the longest day in the year in our hemisphere. I
|
|
felt dreadfully. But there was no help for it, so up stairs I went
|
|
to my little room in the third floor, undressed myself as slowly as
|
|
possible so as to kill time, and with a bitter sigh got between the
|
|
sheets.
|
|
|
|
I lay there dismally calculating that sixteen entire hours must
|
|
elapse before I could hope for a resurrection. Sixteen hours in bed!
|
|
the small of my back ached to think of it. And it was so light too;
|
|
the sun shining in at the window, and a great rattling of coaches in
|
|
the streets, and the sound of gay voices all over the house. I felt
|
|
worse and worse--at last I got up, dressed, and softly going down in
|
|
my stockinged feet, sought out my stepmother, and suddenly threw
|
|
myself at her feet, beseeching her as a particular favour to give me a
|
|
good slippering for my misbehaviour; anything indeed but condemning
|
|
me to lie abed such an unendurable length of time. But she was the
|
|
best and most conscientious of stepmothers, and back I had to go to
|
|
my room. For several hours I lay there broad awake, feeling a great
|
|
deal worse than I have ever done since, even from the greatest
|
|
subsequent misfortunes. At last I must have fallen into a troubled
|
|
nightmare of a doze; and slowly waking from it--half steeped in
|
|
dreams--I opened my eyes, and the before sun-lit room was now wrapped
|
|
in outer darkness. Instantly I felt a shock running through all my
|
|
frame; nothing was to be seen, and nothing was to be heard; but a
|
|
supernatural hand seemed placed in mine. My arm hung over the
|
|
counterpane, and the nameless, unimaginable, silent form or phantom,
|
|
to which the hand belonged, seemed closely seated by my bed-side.
|
|
For what seemed ages piled on ages, I lay there, frozen with the most
|
|
awful fears, not daring to drag away my hand; yet ever thinking that
|
|
if I could but stir it one single inch, the horrid spell would be
|
|
broken. I knew not how this consciousness at last glided away from
|
|
me; but waking in the morning, I shudderingly remembered it all, and
|
|
for days and weeks and months afterwards I lost myself in confounding
|
|
attempts to explain the mystery. Nay, to this very hour, I often
|
|
puzzle myself with it.
|
|
|
|
Now, take away the awful fear, and my sensations at feeling the
|
|
supernatural hand in mine were very similar, in their strangeness,
|
|
to those which I experienced on waking up and seeing Queequeg's pagan
|
|
arm thrown round me. But at length all the past night's events
|
|
soberly recurred, one by one, in fixed reality, and then I lay only
|
|
alive to the comical predicament. For though I tried to move his
|
|
arm--unlock his bridegroom clasp--yet, sleeping as he was, he still
|
|
hugged me tightly, as though naught but death should part us twain.
|
|
I now strove to rouse him--"Queequeg!"--but his only answer was a
|
|
snore. I then rolled over, my neck feeling as if it were in a
|
|
horse-collar; and suddenly felt a slight scratch. Throwing aside the
|
|
counterpane, there lay the tomahawk sleeping by the savage's side, as
|
|
if it were a hatchet-faced baby. A pretty pickle, truly, thought I;
|
|
abed here in a strange house in the broad day, with a cannibal and a
|
|
tomahawk! "Queequeg!--in the name of goodness, Queequeg, wake!" At
|
|
length, by dint of much wriggling, and loud and incessant
|
|
expostulations upon the unbecomingness of his hugging a fellow male
|
|
in that matrimonial sort of style, I succeeded in extracting a grunt;
|
|
and presently, he drew back his arm, shook himself all over like a
|
|
Newfoundland dog just from the water, and sat up in bed, stiff as a
|
|
pike-staff, looking at me, and rubbing his eyes as if he did not
|
|
altogether remember how I came to be there, though a dim
|
|
consciousness of knowing something about me seemed slowly dawning
|
|
over him. Meanwhile, I lay quietly eyeing him, having no serious
|
|
misgivings now, and bent upon narrowly observing so curious a
|
|
creature. When, at last, his mind seemed made up touching the
|
|
character of his bedfellow, and he became, as it were, reconciled to
|
|
the fact; he jumped out upon the floor, and by certain signs and
|
|
sounds gave me to understand that, if it pleased me, he would dress
|
|
first and then leave me to dress afterwards, leaving the whole
|
|
apartment to myself. Thinks I, Queequeg, under the circumstances,
|
|
this is a very civilized overture; but, the truth is, these savages
|
|
have an innate sense of delicacy, say what you will; it is marvellous
|
|
how essentially polite they are. I pay this particular compliment to
|
|
Queequeg, because he treated me with so much civility and
|
|
consideration, while I was guilty of great rudeness; staring at him
|
|
from the bed, and watching all his toilette motions; for the time my
|
|
curiosity getting the better of my breeding. Nevertheless, a man
|
|
like Queequeg you don't see every day, he and his ways were well
|
|
worth unusual regarding.
|
|
|
|
He commenced dressing at top by donning his beaver hat, a very tall
|
|
one, by the by, and then--still minus his trowsers--he hunted up his
|
|
boots. What under the heavens he did it for, I cannot tell, but his
|
|
next movement was to crush himself--boots in hand, and hat on--under
|
|
the bed; when, from sundry violent gaspings and strainings, I
|
|
inferred he was hard at work booting himself; though by no law of
|
|
propriety that I ever heard of, is any man required to be private
|
|
when putting on his boots. But Queequeg, do you see, was a creature
|
|
in the transition stage--neither caterpillar nor butterfly. He was
|
|
just enough civilized to show off his outlandishness in the strangest
|
|
possible manners. His education was not yet completed. He was an
|
|
undergraduate. If he had not been a small degree civilized, he very
|
|
probably would not have troubled himself with boots at all; but then,
|
|
if he had not been still a savage, he never would have dreamt of
|
|
getting under the bed to put them on. At last, he emerged with his
|
|
hat very much dented and crushed down over his eyes, and began
|
|
creaking and limping about the room, as if, not being much accustomed
|
|
to boots, his pair of damp, wrinkled cowhide ones--probably not made
|
|
to order either--rather pinched and tormented him at the first go off
|
|
of a bitter cold morning.
|
|
|
|
Seeing, now, that there were no curtains to the window, and that the
|
|
street being very narrow, the house opposite commanded a plain view
|
|
into the room, and observing more and more the indecorous figure that
|
|
Queequeg made, staving about with little else but his hat and boots
|
|
on; I begged him as well as I could, to accelerate his toilet
|
|
somewhat, and particularly to get into his pantaloons as soon as
|
|
possible. He complied, and then proceeded to wash himself. At that
|
|
time in the morning any Christian would have washed his face; but
|
|
Queequeg, to my amazement, contented himself with restricting his
|
|
ablutions to his chest, arms, and hands. He then donned his
|
|
waistcoat, and taking up a piece of hard soap on the wash-stand
|
|
centre table, dipped it into water and commenced lathering his face.
|
|
I was watching to see where he kept his razor, when lo and behold, he
|
|
takes the harpoon from the bed corner, slips out the long wooden
|
|
stock, unsheathes the head, whets it a little on his boot, and
|
|
striding up to the bit of mirror against the wall, begins a vigorous
|
|
scraping, or rather harpooning of his cheeks. Thinks I, Queequeg,
|
|
this is using Rogers's best cutlery with a vengeance. Afterwards I
|
|
wondered the less at this operation when I came to know of what fine
|
|
steel the head of a harpoon is made, and how exceedingly sharp the
|
|
long straight edges are always kept.
|
|
|
|
The rest of his toilet was soon achieved, and he proudly marched out
|
|
of the room, wrapped up in his great pilot monkey jacket, and
|
|
sporting his harpoon like a marshal's baton. |