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maybe this mission should have been scrubbed
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mission to mars
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a film review by michael redman copyright 2000 by michael redman
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there's a world of difference between artists and technicians .
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the artist has a vision to create something new .
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he may not do it well , it might be sloppy , but it's something you've never seen before .
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a good technician can make it look good , but without direction from his own inner artist or someone else , it's going to be just a xerox .
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obviously successful films need both skills .
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brian de palma is a masterful technician .
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he's spent his career copying others , most notably hitchcock .
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he usually knows exactly what to do to make a scene work , but only because he has learned it by rote .
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aside from rare flashes of originality , his films are often soul-dead .
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in de palma's latest , he turns his attention to stanley kubrick .
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to tell the truth , i enjoyed portions of this movie , but i liked it a lot better over 30 years ago when it was called " 2001 " .
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i enjoyed it even more when it was titled " close encounters " .
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nasa has set its sights for mars .
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when the first crew meets with disaster , a rescue mission is sent to the red planet .
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they don't do so well either , but eventually meet up the lone surviving astronaut-gone-rasta and solve the mysteries of the universe .
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and it's all so boring .
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there are so many scenes that just don't work , it's difficult to begin .
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when the first crew is a few feet away from a raging massive upside-down martian tornado ( which looks remarkably like a sandworm from " dune " ) destroying everything in its path , they just hang out watching .
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error .
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the most interesting character ( and that's not saying much ) is killed off .
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error .
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the alien is laughable .
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error .
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the rest of the characters are the dullest people imaginable .
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error .
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there's some nice eyecandy .
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the face on mars , which turns out to be a giant metal thai buddha head , looks cool .
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a three-dimensional holographic planetarium is more fun to watch than anything at disney world .
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maneuvering in space suits outside the ship seems realistic .
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but there's so much more that feels as if we've been there before .
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from " 2001 " , there's the rotating space station , the blinding white room .
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>from " close encounters " , they solve a sound puzzle and play it to the aliens .
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the list goes on .
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the actors are mostly mobile wooden statues .
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even gary sinise and tim robbins can't muster enough emotion to convince us they are breathing .
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no one seems to care about anything that happens .
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you won't either .
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the absolutely worst sin is the blatant product placement as dr . pepper , with a 20 foot tall logo , saves the day .
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they should save the commercials for those insipid bits before the film .
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