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american pie acknowledges a cold , hard fact that most movies don't : it is very difficult to get laid .
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its four virgin heroes are jim ( biggs ) , a chronic masturbator , kev ( nicholas ) , who desperately wants to deflower his girlfriend ( reid ) , oz ( klein ) , a lacrosse player whose approach requires some fine tuning , and finch ( eddie kaye thomas ) , a germphobe ( his crass nickname is hilarious , but i won't spoil it here ) who pays a classmate to spread rumours about the size of his member .
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jim , kev , oz and finch attend a high school in suburban michigan full of so many impossibly beautiful women it's no wonder they're horny all the time .
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after a party at their studly friend stifler's ( seann william scott , in the film's sharpest performance ) house leaves them sexually unsatisfied , the quartet make a pact : to " lose it " by graduation-specifically , prom night , which is only a few weeks away .
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american pie is in the tradition of bachelor party or revenge of the nerds .
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almost every conversation these characters have revolves around makin' whoopee .
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all women are there to be ogled .
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( alyson hannigan's perky music student is the only memorable female of the bunch . )
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situations abound that defy logic only to arouse and/or amuse its core audience , adolescent boys .
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( to arouse : nadia's ( shannon elizabeth ) internet striptease-an unexpectedly raucous ( and guiltily pleasurable ) sequence .
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to amuse : jim's lusty encounter with a hot apple pie . )
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what differentiates american pie from those dirty eighties comedies , aside from a very nineties obsession with bodily fluids * , is a cast that's light years more appealing than that of , say , just one of the guys .
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two more standouts : klein and " sctv " 's eugene levy .
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klein plays a kind-hearted athlete for the second time in a row , after alexander payne's underappreciated election .
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i hope to see more of this warm actor with the disarmingly honest face very soon .
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levy's is the most crowd-pleasing performance , and indeed , it's nice to see him back on the big screen in a role that makes wonderful use of that expressive brow .
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american pie also wants to emulate the teen flicks your parents _would_ let you watch growing up .
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it skillfully employs a broad mix of pop tunes , much like john hughes' movies did , and even pays homage to the breakfast club a couple of times , most evidently when the prom band covers simple minds' " don't you ( forget about me ) . "
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the picture ultimately has a healthy , if obligatory , attitude towards safe sex-even at their most libidinous , american pie's protagonists first whip out a condom .
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the filmmakers prove that socially responsible raunch is possible .
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for its familiarity and for its charming leads , i recommend american pie , but the buzz on this film had me expecting something . . . fresher .
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as far as the new teen cinema goes , it's at the top of the heap .
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* don't say i didn't warn you about the party scene .
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