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for timing reasons having to do with baby sitters , we recently went to a multiplex and saw undercover blues .
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i would give it one half of a star for guts .
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anyone in a movie this bad would have to have guts .
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i later read a ny times review that said kathleen turner and dennis quaid had gotten so plump they looked like they had the mumps in the show .
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the script was the worst part .
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they had characters who talked with funny accents in an attempt to make you laugh .
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they had lots of " great " sight gags like two people trying to go in a door together and therefore bumping shoulders against the door .
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turner and quaid both kept smiling like some idiots on a game show .
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the good news is that we were smart enough to vote with our feet and left .
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buy some tickets and give them to your worst enemies .
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tell them the show is great and smile a lot .
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* * * * = one of the top few films of this or any year .
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a must see film .
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* * * = excellent show .
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look for it .
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* * = average movie .
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kind of enjoyable .
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* = poor show .
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don't waste your money .
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0 = one of the worst films of this or any year .
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totally unbearable .
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review written on : september 29 , 1993
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opinions expressed are mine and not meant to reflect my employer's .
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