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it's actually not so bad that dreamworks decided to release the love letter at about the same time as star wars episode i : the phantom menace , because this way less people will have to sit through this dreadful little comedy .
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and no , i really don't feel guilty about wishing this movie death at the box-office .
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really , i don't .
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not at all .
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the plot has been done before -- a mysterious , unaddressed love letter shows up in a small town , causing confusion for everyone who reads it .
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the center of the ensuing disaster is bookstore owner helen ( kate capshaw , and by the way , what is it with bookstore owner main characters ?
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in the past year and a half we've seen them in life is beautiful , you've got mail , this movie , and the upcoming notting hill ) , who finds the letter in between couch cushions in the bookstore .
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she immediately starts testing other people to see who it might be from , and comes to the ( incorrect ) conclusion that the author of the note is a young employee played by tom everett scott .
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he , reading the letter himself , assumes that she wrote it for him .
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after a while , they fall in love ( well , duh ) .
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kate feels guilty about getting in a relationship with someone more than twenty years younger than her , and she also feels guilty because at the same time she is also involved with the town fireman ( tom selleck ) .
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to add to her turmoil , her mother shows up ( blythe danner , who apparently must have had her daughter when she was about 9 ) and her trusted bookstore manager ( deadpan ellen degeneres ) quits .
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supporting characters aren't called supporting for nothing .
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their purpose isn't just to move the plot along , they're also supposed to give the storyline a backbone .
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to do this , they must exhibit at least marginal depth and must also be interesting .
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rarely can a movie work if it puts an interesting protagonist in the middle and surrounds her with hackneyed , dull , cardboard secondary characters , especially when at the core of the movie is the protagonist's various interactions with them .
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this is the love letter's damning error .
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capshaw's character is as good as i have seen present in recent romantic comedies , but the people that surround her are all either underwritten or purely one-dimensional .
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because of that , the love letter is awkward and insincere .
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even worse -- it's a bore .
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i liked capshaw and her helen , but everyone else is painfully fake , undermining the little drama or sexual tension that has the potential to exist .
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there is nothing particularly hilarious about all this either -- and besides degeneres' wisecracks , there's little that is even a little amusing .
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this is not a completely thoughtless film and director peter ho-sun chan does a good job of portraying helen's yearnings and various subtle complexities .
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but it's far from profound .
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there isn't a common theme running through the proceedings , thus the movie seems thoughtfully pointless .
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really , this is a harmless little movie ; it's far from an abomination and it's not torturous to sit through .
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but bad , it is .
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awful , it also is .
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the love letter is a failure , and an inane failure at that .
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? 1999 eugene novikov‰ ;
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