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i'm currently accepting all future names for drew barrymore characters .
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in _the wedding singer_ , she was julia gulia .
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in _never been kissed_ , she's josie grossie .
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future db character names include : janet granite , janey grainy , and for that nc-17 project in the works , jo-jo . . .
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aw forget it .
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i'll stick to my day job .
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this is a teen movie , all right , except the main characters aren't teens .
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drew barrymore is a copy editor at the chicago sun times who gets her big break as a reporter , only it's very clear from the onset that she lacks the toughness and the pushy extravertedness that marks the best of reporters .
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the story she's covering is not really a story , but a story in the making .
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she is to return to high school as a student and explain what's really going on .
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the irony is that drew's character , was such a dweeb first time around , that she is terrified at going back .
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when she does , she says the wrong things , wears the wrong clothes , and projects the " i know the answer " in class that popular kids ( or at least popular kids in the movies ) reject .
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at least she befriends nerdy aldys ( joan of arc's leelee sobieski--watch for her ) , who turns out to be more beautiful than those who are " supposed " to be more beautiful than her .
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what works : drew's geeky old-self .
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after a start in films that was headline driven , and a nadir of roles that had her play the sluttish character , it's a surprise to see her with bad hair , big glasses and braces .
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it's very funny .
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what doesn't work : drew's geeky new-self .
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come on .
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nobody dresses as bad as she does .
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couldn't she just go to _the gap_ and take suggestions ?
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had she dressed like princess leia it would have been better .
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the comedy is supposed to progress when drew's younger brother ( played with zest by david arquette ) reenlists to jump-start his baseball career .
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now , how in the world can somebody as nerdy ( but in a funny way ) as he can be the most popular kid in the school . . .
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in a day ? !
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the dialogue in the film is , well , an embarrassment .
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her co-workers ( molly shannon , john c . reilly and gary marshall ) are in terminal hyper-drive .
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her teenage peers ( except sobieski ) are so inept and stupid that there's little bite from them .
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couldn't the filmmakers watch _heathers_ first ?
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lastly , i am proud to say that i caught a significant gaffe in the film .
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if you see the film , you'd know what i'm talking about :
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drew walks into a bar , has her hand stamped , and over the night associates with some rastafarians with some delicious , um , cake .
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she goes wild , sleeps in late .
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when she wakes , she rushes off to school , without showering , without noticing that her head , lying on her stamped hand all night , has transferred part of the stamp's image to her forehead , spelling " loser " .
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funny , eh ?
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. . . except that the hand would have transferred that image backwords .
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