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34 lines
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" houston . we have a serious problem . "
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after making " mission : impossible " , brian de palma has a lot to live up to .
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by making an epic science fiction and inviting great cast and talented crew , he hopes to reach the modern audience .
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and the possibilities are certainly there , but the result is a great disaster .
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starting in a near future , with a prologue copied from " apollo 13 " , de palma slowly builds up his " story " .
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the human race has already set foot on mars .
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a research expedition has vanished without trace on the red planet and another one has been sent to find out what happened .
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this is basically the whole plot .
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so it's hard to imagine that it can be stretched to 2 hours .
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but de palma manages to do that .
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it is not a very good achievement .
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as we follow this expedition to mars and watch them slowly float in space , the hardest thing to do is stay awake .
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the film's major problem is that it tries to seem more clever than it is .
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david mamet's dialogue , while trying to seem natural , is distant and simply fake .
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de palma and mamet wanted to combine action with a thought provoking plot .
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the result is more like an unsuccessful mutation of kubrick's " 2001 : a space odyssey " , " apollo 13 " and " godzilla " .
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to make time pass , the creators have inserted several " refreshing " scientific details , that would not convince a half-crazed frog .
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it consists of multiple copies and direct ripp-offs from several great science fiction films and stories .
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when it finally presents an almost original idea , it falls flat because of its uncovered stupidity .
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i can't even call this film predictable , since no one with a healthy imagination can come up with something like this .
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sometimes it gets so cheesy , that you'll start laughing when you're supposed to cry and cry when you're supposed to laugh .
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you'll see enormous sandstorms , hear mysterious sounds and , last but not least , on this " constantly surprising " tour you'll see -- an alien .
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it's really hard to find comparisons to such an experience , and i know that i've never said that before ( i thought i never would ) , but " lost in space " is actually better .
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that's an achievement in itself !
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director brian de palma has stroke gold with " untouchables " that became an instant american classic .
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it is for this film that he will be remembered , while all his other failures will be forgotten .
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he'll live to fight another day !
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i send the actors my condolences , since they truly do try to transform into their undeveloped and dull characters .
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and both the cinematography , production design and art direction are very decent .
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it is because of the achievement of 254 people , that i rate this film 2/10 .
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unfortunately their hard work was in vain .
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if you have problems with insomnia , i recommend you this film .
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if you're not asleep within the first half hour , consult your doctor .
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