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i think we should , as responsible citizens , all get together and stop jim carrey from making another movie .
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he's changing the cinema as we know it--and for the worst .
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i would willingly rewatch batman and robin rather then again sit through this miserable collection of filmic moments--prologues , epilogues , etc . the premise : a lawyer can't lie for a day .
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ho , ho .
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normally a movie made from this premise would be terrible--mr .
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carrey suceeds in making it unwatchable .
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i laughed once--and i was laughing at the sight of everyone else laughing .
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grinding doesn't begin to describe .
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it pounds on your head so forcefully and so unstoppably that , if you are a normal person , you leave feeling sick .
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when it's not trying to be funny , it's trying to be melodramatic--but it's just annoying , stupid and sappy .
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at best .
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this movie is intended to make people laugh , yes , not to be voted best picture of all time by sight and sound .
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but , it fails on every possible level .
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it fails to be funny .
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it fails to be insightful .
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it fails to be suspensful .
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it fails to be fun .
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they should pay people to see it .
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it suceeds on one level--it makes me want to get down on the ground and start thanking orson welles , for having lived .
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if you go in with the intention of coming out alive , please make sure that you are overly fond of boob , fart , pimple and fat jokes--otherwise you will go insane .
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yes , literally insane .
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stark , raving mad .
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it is boring , stupid , melodramatic and in the end ugly .
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i reccemond it strongly .
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to ed wood .
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