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the formula is simple .
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trap a varied group of people on an isolated location , then pop in a seemingly unstoppable monster to kill them one by one .
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these have been the successful ingredients for many good films ( the thing , alien , aliens , and tremors to name a few ) .
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so , why is it that so many films following this recipe end up pathetically bad ?
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( see the relic for a particularly putrid example . )
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perhaps it is simply too easy to forget the necessary binding ingredient : effort and ideas .
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deep rising meets these two requirements part way , but not enough to salvage the film .
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treat williams is finnegan , the leader of a small boat crew who hire out their services ( and their boat ) for any activity . . . no
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questions asked .
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this time , however , they may have gone too far .
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their passengers , led by the ominous wes studi , are the type of multi-national terrorist squads usually only seen in die hard films .
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and their cargo . . . let's
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just say it has very high explosive potential .
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what is the target of these thieves ?
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why , the argonauticus , of course , a high tech luxury cruise yacht on its maiden voyage .
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but something else is hunting the argonauticus . . . something
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ancient and deadly .
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by the time the thieves arrive , nearly everyone on board the ship has been killed .
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and now the creature senses fresh meat !
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so , you have the thieves and their mercenary boat crew , joining forces with the surviving passengers ( including the ship owner canton ( anthony heald ) , and a thief with less lofty goals , trillian ( famke janssen ) ) against the terror from the deep .
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and the monster gets to pick them off one by one .
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fortunately for the creature , this particular band of criminals happens to be the dumbest the world can offer .
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why else would they indulge in petty squabbling while they watch their friends become fish food .
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if there's a more clarion call for unity , i don't know what it might be .
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it's pretty easy to guess who will get killed off when .
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there are no surprises in that the most interesting characters seem to last until the end .
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for the most part , the watery tentacles seem to be acting on the audience's impulses to get rid of the most boring characters first .
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( although i wonder if the filmmakers might have extended djimon hounsou's life a bit if they knew this would be released so soon after his acclaim for amistad . )
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treat williams is a passable hero , and famke janssen does her best julia roberts impersonation .
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but while wes studi and anthony heald are particularly slimy , very little of the rest of the company stand out in any way .
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the biggest treat in the film , however , has to be pantucci , kevin j . o'connor's whining engine-boy , under finnegan's employ .
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his constant quips may be a bit over-written , but they manage to capture the same vein of nerve-addled humor that bill paxton delivered as hudson in aliens ( or todd graff as hippie in the abyss , for that matter ) .
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it's just a stock part ( the comic-relief character ) , but it almost makes this tired alien clone bearable .
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as far as the monster goes , although the cgi is done well , the creature has no logical consistency .
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think back to the great ( or even just good ) movie monsters .
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they all had a set of " rules " about what they could do , and how and why they would do it .
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part of the joy of those films was slowly discovering , along with the heroes , just what those rules are .
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the tentacle monster in deep rising doesn't have a set of rules . . .
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or if it does , not a very good one .
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it merely eats ( or drinks , as the case may be ) , and there is no rhyme or reason for what it does in order to do so .
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the film never explains why the argonauticus is attacked in the first place .
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it simply happens .
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the action scenes are decent , but few are noteworthy .
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the film definitely does suffer from its proximity to titanic .
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deep rising's peril in the water scenes pale next to cameron's ( but can you really blame them ) .
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unfortunately , deep rising's efforts are more on par with speed 2 .
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on the plus side , however , the film's closing image shows some promise for a potentially interesting ( but unlikely ) sequel .
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perhaps you'd be better off waiting for that one .
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