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one of the 90s' most unwelcome thriller trends returns from the grave : it's the " ___ from hell " movie !
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starting in the early nineties , we were subjected to nearly every conceivable combination of relationships-from-hell !
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there were boyfriends from hell , friendly neighborhood cops from hell , nannies from hell , and even secretaries from hell .
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but hush has found an old standby that somehow was forgotten in the rush : the mother-in-law from hell ! ! ! ! !
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the mother-in-law in question is martha , played by jessica lange .
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she has been single-handedly running the family horse farm , kilronan .
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her son , jackson ( johnathon schaech ) and his girlfriend , helen ( gwyneth paltrow ) , live in new york , and have no intention to move back down south to the rural kilronan .
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but those intentions are about to change .
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you see , martha lives by manipulation .
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she has used it in years past to breed many championship horses .
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now , she believes she can use it to breed herself a grandson .
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though at first , helen finds martha charming , soon she is caught in the domineering martha's web of deception .
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it's hard to understand why nobody ever wises up to martha' schemes .
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as written , most of the characters in the film must be very slow witted .
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but then , the film even treats the audience like idiots .
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it tries to get away with things ( like leaving a critical piece of evidence in a rather unlikely place ) without even batting an eye .
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then again an audience which accepts characters as shallow as these isn't one that's likely to question details .
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jessica lange's martha is the only semi-developed character in the film , and she applies her talents to redeem it as much as she can .
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a character that could have been simply awful is merely groan-worthy .
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gwyneth paltrow doesn't have much to build upon , as helen's only character trait seems to be " daughter-in-law " .
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still , she fares better than johnathon schaech , whose character is so nonexistent , he's inexplicably missing for much of the film .
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still , there have been much worse " ____ from hell " films .
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even with its paper-thin characters and ludicrous setups , hush manages to create a few thrills in a color-by-numbers fashion .
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you know what's coming , but occasionally the film will deliver a shock or two .
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the old formulas are around for a reason , but that doesn't mean they taste fresh .
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